Quotes From Freshman Year: Fall Semester

Some people like living six-pack to six-pack.
-Dr. Graham, philosophical writing

You fall asleep too?
-Spencer

This conversation isn't going very well. I'm not talking enough.
-Spencer

There's no pleasing these people. I should know, I'm one of them.
-Spencer

Thou shalt not judge. That goes through my head quite often.
-Grandma Terry

I wish I could drive across America...in a batmobile.
-Spencer

I have too much homework to go and be educated.
-Matthew

Sometimes I forget about you, Katelyn.
-Whitney

Flippin flip phone!
-Spencer

I was bored, so I made up a college- LAU, Los Angeles University Spartans.
-Spencer

I came, I saw, I conquered. It sounds like a tweet.
-Dr. Graham

It's really hard to wander off if you're on your knees.
-Brother Merrill, Book of Mormon

Like it or not, your God is a Jew.
-Brother Merrill

The older I get, the better and better the resurrection seems to be.
-Brother Merrill

I'm glad you don't have a beard. That's probably the most flattering thing I've ever told you.
-Josh

He sounds like MoTab Tarzan.
-John Wilson

Riley's a manly fruit.
-John Wilson

I'm going to eat this pumpkin, I'm so angry!
-Vicky

Whitney, you're my favorite and least favorite person.
-Mei Mei

I get really confused when you're stupid and retarded at the same time.
-Mei Mei

Student: Is that literal or symbolic?
Brother Merrill: Yes.

Katelyn: Why did you raise your hand?
Mei Mei: I was conforming.

Come back. I need to make your hand a horcrux.
-Whitney

What even the heck is wrong with you?
-Spencer

Tale of Two Cities by Oliver Twist?
-Spencer

The big stuff has to burn if you're going to be successful. That's going to be my motto when I start a revolution.
-Matthew

Last year we were one big, happy, dysfunctional family.
-Alison Fong


It's been a pretty great semester. 


1 comment

  1. Never before have I seen so many fabulous pajamas in one picture. Congratulations.

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