Quotes from Freshman Year: Winter Semester

Mom: "Have you eaten lunch?"
Spencer: "So that's why I'm so hungry."

"Everyone started out as a Smith. It was Adam and Eve Smith."
-Matthew

"Katelyn, I want a snack."
-John Wilson, York Kern's mission farewell

"I'm ready, you're ready, let's go!"
-Spencer

"Why would anyone go on a date to get to know someone?"
-Matthew

"I know, I'm hungrier than Ethiopia!"
-Rainbow Dash

"I was going to write a book today, but I spent all my time eating."
-Spencer

Mom: "I think if people are true to themselves then we all want the same thing."
Spencer: "Money?"

"It's a lump of laughing ladies."
-Michael Christensen

"This is one of the main topics of our conversation before we go to bed, her future divorce."
-Rachel Phillips

TA: "I love you."
Student: "Woah."
TA: "It's a Christlike love, ok?"
- Physical Science lab

Spencer: "My president's name is Grace."
Matthew: "Our president's name is Obama!"

"So that was my experience. I went to an Asian market and it was like Disneyland."
-Vicki Orozco

"I want to go to China, the Alps and I want to be a viking. I'd be Rudy the Red."
-Spencer

"This is important to know because, as everyone knows, the Hulk got his powers through gamma rays."
-Professor Bickmore, physical science

"I show you these videos so you'll appreciate your forebearers who had to live before Bill Nye."
-Professor Bickmore

"I just accidentally made something awesome, so I'm going to go stare at it some more."
-Whitney Carlson

"Dance is like standing still only faster."
-Will, world dance

"NASCAR and chicken. NASCAR and chicken."
-Spencer's country song

Spencer: "I told you we were getting old. We're sitting around talking."
Dad: "As opposed to running around screaming?"
Spencer: "Yes!"

"I was born and raised in Ireland, but I've lived in Provo me whole life."
-Spencer

"I'm just saying, if you have to cut them open, then they should just die."
-Matthew

"I have a grandson, you have a shorter midterm, so we're all happy."
-Sister Ulrich, mission prep

"These summaries should be like a mini-skirt- long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep it interesting."
-Professor Bowman, foundations of global leadership

Collin: "His dad has a dope business."
Brother Morgan: "His dad runs a dope business?"
Collin: "That was bad word choice on my part."
-Form and surface development

Spencer: "What's the difference between manslaughter and murder?"
Matthew: "Why do you want to know?"

"Everything in Canada migrates, even the people."
-Matthew

"I just wonder what I'm thinking about."
-Spencer

Matthew: "You don't even know what Mardi Gras is."
Spencer: "Yeah it is."

Katelyn: "You don't know where Lehi is?"
Matthew: "Mom keeps me restricted. I've never even been to Orem."

"When my roommate leaves, I think it will be like when my husband passes away. I love her so much. I am also heterosexual, just throwing that out there."
-TA, physcial science

Sheridan: "You guys should take out your scriptures, we're going to be using them."
Cali: "In church?"

Ian: "What happened to all your hair?"
Ian's roommate: "I got hungry."

"I Believe in Christ" starts playing 
Ashley: "I do believe in Christ but..."
Changes song

Ryan: "Are we allowed to do this?"
Brother Morgan: "Well, I've never been caught... so I don't know if it's illegal."
-Form and surface development

Mom: "I tried to text you."
Grandma: "Was I supposed to answer? You wouldn't have liked what I said."

"He moonlights as a Taco Bell owner."
-Spencer

"This is called relative dating because it was first thought of in West Virginia."
-Professor Bickmore

"This class is like the celestial kingdom. You read books and discuss them with your friends."
-Professor Bowman

While running back and forth, trying to decide the best way to the RB
"This is cutting into my stretching time!"
-Eli

Stefan: "Is that a water balloon?"
Will: "It's a diamond ring."
- Structured creativity

"Don't be afraid to sit on the grass, look at the sun... no, don't look at the sun! That's bad, staring at the sun is a bad idea."
-Sister Ulrich

"Flirt to convert!"
-Vicki

"This is the worst sleepover ever!"
-Chris, industrial design studio at 4 am


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